What the hell happened to the simple birds and bees? Why are we not using fresh produce (and I seriously hope it's fresh) to discuss these kind of things.
I think we all need a little R and R. Quick, fast and in a damned hurry.
*back to writing... ah, that report. Yes. that report*
We all are worried. The Colonel's maintaining, but I can tell it's driving him crazy that someone -- something -- got inside our defenses.
They've gone looking for him, and I hope they hurry up and find him. And I hope they find out who -- or what -- the hell took him in the first place. Cause I want a piece of it.
Nobody fucks with us and gets away with it.
Operation Loosey-Goosey was a success.
Sometimes I just have to pat myself on the back.
But really, I don't know why, but it just seemed like the guy had his shorts in a twist about *something* these past few days. Hoped this, ah, loosened things up for him.
Of course, maybe I should ask for a few days of R and R when he recovers...